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Weird Survival Tools
Warning: these weird tools could save your life

When it comes to survival, there's just one rule: you must forget all the rules! In a
period of extreme civil unrest, your survival may depend on doing things you wouldn't
do ordinarily, as well as using things for a purpose other than originally intended. In
short, you might do some weird things to survive. Below is list of weird survival tools
to consider when your life depends on it...

15+ Weird Survival Tools for Preppers

Weird Survival Tool #1: Tobacco.
Yes, a cigarette is a survival tool for medicinal purposes and beyond. Here are just
some of the uses of tobacco:

  • Cigarettes as an anti parasitic: On page 248 of his book, Hawke's Special
    Forces Survival Handbook, available left, Mykel Hawke, a former Captain of the
    United States Army Special Forces, and star of Man, Woman, Wild on the
    Discovery Channel, explains how eating cigarettes can shock gut worms out of
    your system.

  • Cigarettes for toothache relief: The properties of tobacco include a naturally
    occurring antiseptic to help prevent infection, and also has medicinal properties
    for relieving pain. It could be just the relief you need to get you back to

  • Cigarettes as tinder: A cigarette is also called a "smoke," and they don't call it
    a "smoke" for nothing. Get a smoke of fire going with a cigarette. It's certainly a
    better idea to light a fire with one than to smoke one.

  • Cigarettes for bartering: As a bartering tool, a cigarette has amazing powers.

  • Cigarettes as a relief for bug bites and bee stings. Apply a chewed portion of
    tobacco directly to skin or hold a burning cigarette close to the bite.

  • Cigarettes can stop the bleeding of small cuts and minimize bruising.
    According to one of our readers: "Take the tobacco out and wet it and it makes
    a superb poultice for bruises and injuries."

Weird Survival Tool #2: Steel Wool.
Sure, Steel wools will scrub your pots, but you can create fire with it too! Just touch
steel wool to batteries and you'll be amazed how it ignites so easily.

Weird Survival Tool #3: Vaseline and cotton balls.
Petroleum jelly has a number of prepper uses. For starters, Vaseline with cotton balls
makes an excellent tinder. (Dryer lint is also a substitution for cotton.)

Weird Survival Tool #4: Tampons.
Even men can use tampons for their survival! Tampons are extremely useful in survival
  • Unwrap a tampon when you need to clot wounds. With a little duct tape you've
    got a bandage. This is especially effective for deep injuries.
  • Survival water. Here's how to craft a crude water filter from a tampon. The
    plastic tube itself can be used as a straw and the filling as a filter.
  • Use a tampon as tinder.
  • The plastic tampon shell can become an improvised fishing bobber.

Weird Survival Tool #5: Duct Tape.
Backpackers, preppers and survivalists love duct tape for many reasons, and why not?
dozens of survival uses for duct tape, can you blame them? From patching up a
tent or torn clothing in a pinch to repairing just about anything, duct tape will serve a
prepper well. Every prepper knows that a bullets will someday run out, and that's
where duct tape comes in handy to help craft makeshift weapons. Affix duct tape to a
knife an a broom stick and you have a defensible and threatening space between you
and an attacker. You can even roll up a magazine and duct tape a pair of scissors to
create some extra space between you and an attacker. Indeed, A
prepper's home
defense strategy should include duct tape. Learn more interesting ideas in weapons
that aren't weapons.

Weird Survival Tool #6: Pencil Sharpener.
An ordinary pencil sharpener and some twigs can provide you with instant tinder
should you find yourself in need. Put a pencil sharpener in your car and bugout bag
and you'll be one sharp prepper! Learn more about
how to build a fire.

Weird Survival Tool #7: Dental Floss.
Dental floss is good to have, and dental floss is good for much more than your teeth.
In a pinch, it's cordage and you can use it for fishing, shelter building, and making
snares. There are at least
25 reasons to stock dental floss in your preps.

Weird Survival Tool #8: Chewing gum and Candy.

  • Suckers. A lollipop could save your life! How? Grasp one in the palm of your
    hand with the stick pointing up between your fingers as you make a fist. Your
    lollipop fist is now ready to punch some poor sucker in the eyes or stab the
    neck or groin region. Now that's a tasty but weird survival tool that you can
    stuff in your purse or backpack. Here's the lollipop defense tutorial.

Weird Survival Tool #9: Aspirin.
The active ingredient in aspirin, salicylic acid, has a myriad of applications useful to
preppers. Read
11 weird uses of aspirin.

Weird Survival Tool #10: Shoelaces.
Yes, a shoelace could save your life. Wondering how a shoelace can do that? Then
how Bear Grylls uses a shoe-lace to get fresh water into a bottle! Certainly also a
shoe lace is cordage for other tasks.

Weird Survival Tool #11: Crazy Glue with duct tape or a shoe lace.
Crazy glue isn't instant, so if you need to fix your boots to complete your hike, you'll
want to crazy glue then use duct tape or a shoe lace until you reach your destination.

Weird Survival Tool #12: Mouthwash.
Mouthwash contains alcohol and as such has many first aid applications to kill
bacteria. Some brands of mouthwash contain an
antiseptic  to kill bacteria, as well as
fungi, protozoa and viruses). Discover the twelve survival uses:
Mouthwash is a
survival tool you should consider!

Weird Survival Tool #13: Cheetos, Pringles, Noodles.
Tinder helps ignite a flame. It's all the little things (furry, fuzzy, light and fluffy) that
you can grind into a powder. Stuff you hold in your fingertips, as in nature: bark, pine
needles, dried leaves, birds nest. Man made tinder includes things like pocket lint, and
toilet paper. Food items that are tinder include spaghetti noodle, or snacks like
Cheetos, Pringles:

  • Cheetos and Pringles. Your favorite snacks, including Cheetos or Pringles can
    act as tinder when you need it most to help you light a fire. Try it. Just light your
    favorite snack to get your fire going.

  • Noodles. You can also use a spaghetti noodle as tinder. It is an excellent way
    to light a candle wick that's too short to reach with a match. Now that's an
    excellent way to use your noodle!

Weird Survival Tool #14. Panty hose.
An old military trick is to wear pantyhose underneath the socks to help avoid friction
and blisters for long hikes. Worn underneath the socks will minimize the friction and
keep chiggars and ticks from reaching your legs. There are many reasons pany hose
can help you:
  • prevent blisters and keep you warmer than ordinary socks
  • filter water;
  • keep your soap clean and dry;
  • act as a dust mask;
  • improvise a fishing net or other cordage;
  • collect berries or otherwise a vessel to help you forage in the wild (generally,
    it's a great carryall, such as for gathering tinder);
  • keep chiggers and ticks from reaching your leg (keep away leeches too);
  • use also to improvise a mosquito net;
  • make a tourniquet or secure a bandage

Weird Survival Tool #15: Animal repellents.
If pepper spray is illegal in your locale, then you should have no problem obtaining
bear spray or wasp spray, which each have a more powerful range. Ordinarily, you
wouldn't carry these items in your person, but they are good alternate items to own.
In an SHTF survival situation, law becomes invalid: it's do or die. If that doesn't bode
well with you, try Halt Dog Repellent.

  • Wasp spray. Used in self defense, wasp spray does not require a license to
    purchase or use. Pepper spray in many states does require a license. This weird
    survival tool is an option in a world gone mad where the rule of law does not
    apply. The advantage of wasp spray is that you will have a longer range of
    defensible distance between you and an attacker. Pepper spray offers a
    measure of protection for civilian use, while Mace is the brand police officers
    use, and may require a license to operate because it has a longer range of
    spray. Always check with local ordinances.

  • Bear Spray. Here again, when the rule of law does not apply, bear spray can
    be an effective measure of self defense.

  • Halt Dog Repellent. Intended to keep dogs at bay, Halt Dog repellent could be
    just what you need to daze and confuse an attacker so you can prepare a
    stronger defense plan or escape.

So there you have it. Even an ordinary can opener can save your life. A can opener
can open your cans. Not so weird you say? Let's say you only have one can opener
and it breaks, or let's say the catastrophic situation. Have plenty of can openers on
hand in your home, your car and a military style can opener in your bugout bag.

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