ten reasons zombies don't prep

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Zombies don't prep
10 reasons why zombies don't prep

There are people who prep, and then there are the zombies.
The difference is one believes in self reliance and the other
believes in fairies. Here are 10 reasons zombies just don't
bother preparing for the unexpected:

Here are 10 reasons zombies just don't
bother preparing for the unexpected:

#1. Zombies believe in the grocery fairy!
It's the grocery fairy that makes all the necessary food and
supplies magically appear on the shelves, right? That's what
Zombies think. Preppers know how fragile our food system has
become. It takes three days to stock shelves, supplies can be
gone in a matter of hours. To ensure their families have food
and water Preppers know the 37 crucial items to stock before
there's a crisis.

#2. Zombies believe in the electricity elf.
If the power goes out, it will be back in a couple of hours,
right? That's what Zombies think. Preppers know that an EMP
catastrophe could take humans indefinitely off the grid.

#3. Zombies believe in the water nymph.
They don't understand that the water fairy needs electricity to
pump water to our homes. If the grid goes down, so does the
water supply. Preppers have water reserves and know how to
find water sources and filter it.

#4. Zombies believe in the dollar fairy.
In the dollar they trust. They don't know what an Amero is or
believe it will ever become currency. Bartering will be the new

#5. Zombies believe in the credit card leprechaun.
They believe that in an economic crisis their credit cards (and
debit cards) will continue working. Zombies are slaves to their
credit cards.

#6. Zombies believe in the government will save
Zombies trust the government will save them. They plan to go
to FEMA camps, but that's where many will die.

#7. Zombies don't believe in zombies.
Zombies are just classic Hollywood horror stories, right? Most
people don't know that they are the zombies. If you don't prep,
you're destined to be a zombie.

#8. Zombies think their neighbors will feed them.
Zombies believe it's their right to have food (even if they didn't
prep for it). No food and water? No problem! Zombies plan to
get food and water by stealing it or maybe even killing for it.
And why not? They'd be dead pretty quickly without it!

#9. Zombies don't believe end times will ever come.
Zombies just don't want to think about anything bad
happening. It's uncomfortable thinking about what could
happen. They don't get that it's their world that could end. Life
will go on for some in The End Of The World As We Know It

10. Zombies believe Preppers are crazy.
Preppers are hoarders, doom and gloomers, and gun happy
freaks, right? Well, only two of those three statements are
correct. Preppers hoard food and guns, yes, but we're not going
to be the ones who are gloomy and doomy should the
unthinkable occur. We're the ones who'll have food, guns and
ammo to keep us Happy Preppers.

Happy endings...
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supplies and you can live happily ever after

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