prepping novelties

Novelties for Preppers
Prepper and survivalist gifts

Need to find the perfect prepper gift? We're as loaded with suggestions as your
guns are with ammo for the apocalypse. Preppers will find humor in zombie action
figures and emergency underpants. Happy campers will appreciate the naughty
roasting sticks. Enjoy these novelites!

Here are the top ten novelties for preppers and survivalists:

  • Zombie Apocalypse victim figurines. Enact out the possible scenarios as
    part of your prepping with the zombie apocalypse victim figurines, top left. We
    provide the victims, you provide the terror!

  • Unicorn meat. Don't have time to hunt yourself? An excellent source of
    sparkles, any survivalist should stock Unicorn Meat by Radiant Farms. Add
    variety to your preps with this illusive meat treat!

  • Dehydrated water capsules. Lighter in weight than hydrated water, these
    convenient dehydrated water capsules are easy and convenient to carry
    around, so stash some in your purse or your Bug Out Bag.

  • Handgun ice cube tray. Freeze! Need we say more? Okay, fill it with
    dehydrated water.

  • Gun koozie. Prepping takes lots of work and the job is never done. No
    prepper should be without a cool beer at the end of a day, and the gun
    koozie, left can help put things back in perspective.

  • Inflatable turkey. An inflatable turkey has a multitude of uses for preppers.
    When the zombies come, throw them an inflatable turkey as a decoy. Then
    you'll have time to load another round. (Pictured upper right.) In-laws show
    up unexpectedly when SHTF?

  • Zombie survivalist T-shirt: Reads "Warning: If zombies chase us, I'm tripping
    you!" Pictured left. Fair warning! Just saying...

  • Duct Tape Survivalist T-Shirt: Reads "Outwit. Outrip. Outtape. Duct Tape
    Survivalist: the ultimate survival tool." Pictured right.

  • Emergency underpants. Uh-oh. SHTF!? Well just whip out your handy dandy
    Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry
    again:
  • Emergency Underpants dispenser. One pair of Emergency Underpants is
    great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't
    fret, we've got you covered. These 4" (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like
    tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants. If you
    want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at
    work and one in the car Each box contains five pairs of disposable
    unisex underpants.

  • Emergency Underpants kit: Feel safe, sanitary and secure with the
    Emergency Underpants kit, lower left. Fits most adults.

  • Oh no! Zombies! Board game. It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle
    of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone
    doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your
    only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get
    a battery for the CB radio in the shack and a shotgun to help you survive the
    trip back. Good luck with that. Fun for the whole family! Includes spooky
    gameboard, fourteen 2" tall, plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three
    dice.

  • Public Toilet Survival Kit. Preppers, you never know when you're going to
    encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're
    prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat
    cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which
    should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging
    conditions. Pictured lower right.

  • Weanie Roast Set: The Happy Campers marshmallow and weenie roast set,
    left, is an amusing addition to the camping enthusiast's gear. Just a tad
    naughty and worth every penny in giggles.

  • Stocking stuffer ideas: Kids and adults will enjoy sampling some freeze dried
    ice cream sandwiches in the camping size!

There are plenty of Zombie Novelites ideal for prepper fun. Have a gag gift to share?
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zombies figurines prepper novelty
Unicorn meat prepper novelty
Gun Koozie novelty
gun ice cube tray - prepper novelty
Duct Tape Survival prepper
Emergency underpants prepper novelty
Survival kit prepper novelty
Underpants dispenser prepper novelty
Inflatable turkey prepper novelty
Zombies board game
prepper novelty dehydrated water
Zombie eliminator candle
Zombie cookie jar
Zombie finger puppets - prepper novelty stocking stuffer
Zombie ammo can
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